Have you ever been at work early in the day and thought to yourself how much better it would be if you were home right now? What would you be doing if your boss approached you and told you that you could leave? I’m sure this kind of thing is something you’ve daydreamed about. I think, however, that this is something that doesn’t have to be a fantasy. You and I can make this real. No, you’re not about to have a vacation day just drop in your lap just because you want it, but you can have me in your ear just because you want it! You can feign sickness to earn yourself a premature trip home to bed (with me). The next time you’re bored at work and you have the whole day ahead of you, why not consider this? It’s not something you can make a habit of, but you know you can make it happen once.Once is all I’m asking for. I’m asking you to think about reaching down to massage your penis through your pants under your desk. Door to door, after rush hour, how long would it take you to get home? Whatever that time is, that’s how long it would be before you and I were together.

Or, you can do none of what I suggested, and just trudge through the day without me down your pants. I know you don’t want that babe.Call me, because you want to.

Yours,

Ashlee

Every once in a while, usually after a really good call, as the gentleman and I are saying good-bye he’ll say; “I love you.” This happens most often with regulars, but on occasion with new callers too.

The first time it happened it shocked the daylights out of me. I couldn’t believe that after just a short time together a bond of “love” could be established in a person’s mind.

Well, I gave it some thought and here are the possible reasons I came up with that might cause this reaction. Granted, some are better than others, but I’ll bet they all fit somewhere, sometime.

1) The man feels guilty…after all, he used me for sex and now feels he’d better ‘make it alright’ by saying the words all women want to hear.
2) Sex = Love
3) ‘I love you’ will of course entitle him to a discount next time (dream on).
4) A male’s penis is attached to his heart.
5) A male’s penis is attached first to the wallet with the nerve endings terminating in the heart. In short, there is no connection between the penis and the brain…lol
6) He doesn’t know anything else to say, so he simply mutters the words that come out every time he kisses his….girlfriend, wife, mother, sister, aunt or female anything.
7) Love at first sight really does happen.
8 ) I’m really that good along with quickly becoming the “Love-Goddess” of the universe.
9) What we did was so much better than masturbation it had to be love.
10) This is the one I prefer to believe: We had so much fun I took his mind off of his job, worries, worldly troubles, you name it, and he felt so comfortable with me that “he forgot it was a service” and loved every minute of our time together!

Gosh, I just realized that I did a 10 Best List…kind of like David Letterman…
Better watch out Dave, Ashlee the Goddess of Love might replace you.

NOT!

Loving you too,
Ash XO

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These days’ men seem to be conflicted by which role they should play. Are you the dominant, alpha male who cares about nothing except success and sex? Are you the middle of the road guy who doesn’t get too far from what is PC? For myself, I like it when men have the ability to allow their hidden urges to come out and escape the confines of their every day routine. Think of me as a safe, embarrassment-free way to express your desires. Do you have the urge to just let go, let someone else make the decisions for a while? Don’t worry, I’m here for you. You don’t have to play the big, strong, stoic man with me babe. I know that deep down you really want to let go of your bravado once in a while and totally give in to me. I know just how to take care of my subordinate men, and show you just how much you will enjoy the experience! It’s time to give me a call, I will bring your yearning to submit to fruition.

Yours,

Ashlee