Every once in a while, usually after a really good call, as the gentleman and I are saying good-bye he’ll say; “I love you.” This happens most often with regulars, but on occasion with new callers too.

The first time it happened it shocked the daylights out of me. I couldn’t believe that after just a short time together a bond of “love” could be established in a person’s mind.

Well, I gave it some thought and here are the possible reasons I came up with that might cause this reaction. Granted, some are better than others, but I’ll bet they all fit somewhere, sometime.

1) The man feels guilty…after all, he used me for sex and now feels he’d better ‘make it alright’ by saying the words all women want to hear.
2) Sex = Love
3) ‘I love you’ will of course entitle him to a discount next time (dream on).
4) A male’s penis is attached to his heart.
5) A male’s penis is attached first to the wallet with the nerve endings terminating in the heart. In short, there is no connection between the penis and the brain…lol
6) He doesn’t know anything else to say, so he simply mutters the words that come out every time he kisses his….girlfriend, wife, mother, sister, aunt or female anything.
7) Love at first sight really does happen.
8 ) I’m really that good along with quickly becoming the “Love-Goddess” of the universe.
9) What we did was so much better than masturbation it had to be love.
10) This is the one I prefer to believe: We had so much fun I took his mind off of his job, worries, worldly troubles, you name it, and he felt so comfortable with me that “he forgot it was a service” and loved every minute of our time together!

Gosh, I just realized that I did a 10 Best List…kind of like David Letterman…
Better watch out Dave, Ashlee the Goddess of Love might replace you.

NOT!

Loving you too,
Ash XO

Check out my own personal site!